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DSM VI: The Final Frontier

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible nature. Unaware that the visible nature he’s destroying is the invisible God he’s worshiping.” — Hubert Reeves, Canadian astrophysicist

By the year 2050, it had begun to dawn on humanity that its working knowledge of outer space exceeded that of its own inner nature. The uncertainties attending the shift in perspective produced strange effects within a generation. A crippling stasis overcame cultures planet-wide. Medication therapies no longer allayed symptoms which had steadily ballooned over a century.

Weird obsessions, compulsions and phobias of the most irrational varieties were pandemic, threatening the very fabric of society. Even the sovereign sanctuaries of home and hearth transformed into violent hot-boxes of emotional projection seemingly overnight. Ongoing armed conflicts dotted the world map.

Disaffected loners, incited by social media, along with accumulations of like-minded tribal personalities, choked law enforcement, fueling a guarded paranoia and increasing militarization. Entire governments were insolubly locked in petty dispute. Divorce statistics soared with birth rates, even as traditional marriages plummeted and same-sex partnerships splurged. The burdens of civilized man called psychiatry to task.

The year: 2070. We join Capt. Abnorm Drowze aboard the Starship Innerguise, deep in inner-galactic space. The crew’s mission: to locate the most elusive and mysterious form of matter ever conceived. Psychiatry wouldn’t survive without it; indeed, life as mankind had hitherto known it now appeared so irrational that half its world was estimated to be unassimilable by reason.

Physics called it “the God factor,” and it would furnish the first truly objective reference point for human nature. The neurosciences knew it consisted of chemical interactions in the brain; they could see them light up on their digital scans. But, psychiatry needed something more tangible than an electronic game-show to confirm it. It would go in search of the mysterious substance and justify brain psychology once and for all…

The elusive “God-tissue in the fabric of matter” had been a promising theory for physical science in the early 21st  century, and psychiatry joined the quest. Later studies, however, attributed its short-lived success in the behavioral sciences to rational credulity and a resistance to self-examination owing to over-blown ego-effects. Its apparent objectivity, they avowed, only contributed to a global epidemic of pathological symptoms such as humanity had never witnessed — except in the general relations which constituted its entire history. The old gene-structure no longer immunized against these new chemical mutations/rationalizations. Could psychiatry redeem itself?

This latest incursion into the genesis of psychic disorders by the APA-backed interest-group, Diagnostics and Statistical Micro-cognition, was heralded by an incredible virtual reality trip through the brain in which the team of explorers “lived” its inner workings first-hand with the aid of computer game programs. Microscopic technology was now able to shrink thought to minute proportions to experience brain-biology in its most elemental form.

“Shrinks Shrink Thought!” the Washington Compost headlined. The new virtual program was given the moniker, Starship Innerguise, and Dr. Abnorm Drowze was the first choice to helm the ambitious project. “Once the data is in, we’ll know a lot more.” he assured at the press conference amid great fan-fare.

The “Dream Team” sailed comfortably through the cortex and frontal lobe but experienced turbulence in the parietal lobe. The ship was tossed rhythmically, frightening the crew. Once into the cerebellum, they came under direct attack by “androgynes”. Capt. Drowze ordered deployment of the ship’s deflective shield. “The eerie figures changed shape at will and flew at us without let.” he relayed once they’d re-established communications with the cortex. “It was crazy!”

The deflective shield bounced the team back into the frontal lobe just in time to dodge the disintegrating effects of the intense emotional images. Hostile neurons fired into the craft like missiles. The control room had meantime piled up with print-out data-sheets, and the crew had difficulty maneuvering around the great heaps of information. “Rational assessment became a liability.” Capt. Drowze later adjudged. The world waited expectorantly as the team dared the limits of human experience.

Tech-Dr. Norm L. Persons was manning the deflective shield when the team lost its way. “I couldn’t describe it. The data-sheets showed equilibrium, but the ship was in complete chaos.” Some suffered schizophrenic reactions before the shield was activated. Even a few minutes under such pressurized conditions can shatter the ego, leaving it porous and vulnerable to psychotic influences.

The official investigation concluded that the team was not sufficiently prepared emotionally, and the dangerous images quickly subverted their aims when they strayed into the cerebellum. “It was like it was just waiting for us.” said one crew-member. “Even Capt. Drowze’s emergency self-medication kits wouldn’t make it go away.”

When the team was deluged by the unsavory wraiths, it took the decisive reality function of Capt. Drowze to bring it back to focus. “Dammit, man! Activate the shield! We’re looking for a real thing!” He later described the tense moment: “Look, all I knew was, we were looking for a real, concrete object and those androgynes were determined to stop us. We needed to get out of there — and fast! The direct experience of such psychotic processes does things to one. If not treated immediately with a stringent regimen of medication therapy buttressed by concrete concepts, it can have mind-altering consequences.”

The rest of the team remains quarantined in the laboratory, undergoing the de-sensitization process which had become a practical reality-gauge for science in recent decades. Capt. Drowze remains unshaken by the daunting experience, though he did admit that “it had a somewhat harrowing effect vis-a-vis current psychiatric theory.”

Once out of quarantine, the team is expected to resume normal activities, though members will be closely monitored and tested every six months to “make sure whatever that thing was in there doesn’t metastasize.” Radiation therapy has been proposed should behavioral complications arise.

While a thorough projection of the data is still years away, preliminary signals are that much has already been learned. A digital photon enhancer translated electro-chemical reactions in the cerebellum into photographs which were then collated to simulate the images experienced by the crew during their ordeal in that distant netherworld. The team was so traumatized that no one, not even Dr. Drowze, was able to retrieve memories of the event. Was it a dream? They relied on the pictures to reveal what had gone on in there.

“We saw something in those pictures …” Dr. Drowze considered, “something we’d never seen before. It appeared real to all of us, though we can’t be sure at this point.” He seemed doubtful that even Eye Rotation Therapy would abet them under such conditions. “This is not co-morbid with anything we’ve seen in the cerebro-spinal system.” He looked deeply pensive. “Someone has suggested that perhaps we saw God.”

He admitted laughing at the hubris of it at first but has since reconsidered. “Whatever it was in those pictures definitely appeared to be carbon-based. Whether or not it was God, only the data can tell us.” He admitted he felt safe back in his office, as he fondled the pictures beamed back from the cerebellum. “You know,” he mused gazing at the worn photos, “the mind is a curious thing.” He chuckled, ” It does strange things to a man.”

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The Funniest New TV Sit-Coms You’ll Never See

The new fall line-up is here. How and why certain shows are selected over others is a very complicated process involving everything from random questionnaires to very precisely targeted focus-groups — even the latest psychiatric techniques (with the possible exceptions of medication and electric shock) for guiding those who may have fantasies of over-indulging their individuality only to flee back to the safety of the norm.

The effectiveness of this winnowing process isn’t precisely quantified as yet, for it in turn rests upon a considerably more complicated process: the dark interplay between the unconscious complexes of network executives and the uncertain emotional projections of the collectorate they pander to.

Because you and I, as the unknown ‘quantum variable’ in every decision made for our collective viewing pleasure, have such limited personal options in what we see and don’t see, here are some new pilots that sailed over network heads:

What’s My Dysfunction?

This amusing re-take on the sixties game show, What’s My Line?, puts the fun back in dysfunction. Charismatic host Burf Burford mediates and mocks a panel of distinguished celebrities who compete through a series of questions to guess the peculiar mental afflictions of each week’s special guest. The pilot narrowly edged out two close contenders: I’m With Stupid: candid reality-conversations between carefully selected married couples vying for emotional one-upmanship and, Bottom-Feeders, a behind-the-scenes look at political campaigning.

Response was tepid. The majority felt that, while it was slightly amusing, it made a sport of mental illness and evoked discomfort, mostly about family members, colleagues and neighbors. In the end, the sensitivity of the subject hit ‘too close to home’ for most viewers. In segregated interviews, however, men described it as tedious and even ‘excruciating’ when compared to reality competition shows like, Naked Bachelorette, and Nude Bridal Wars, and lacked spontaneity. Execs nixed it in favor of Bared And Scared, and its stark portrayal of the bonds and boundaries defined in real-life marital relations.

Dr. Do-Little

He talks to animals but not the kind you’re thinking of. This farcical re-mix of the old My Three Sons motif features a modern-day psychiatrist/dad struggling to raise three offspring in the wake of a divorce. In the pilot, Dr. Abnorm Drowse is faced with the sole custody of marital fruits which have suddenly morphed into rotten teen-age couch-potatoes.

To top it off, they’re all precocious girls with very different notions than the traditional patriarchal values their father was raised with. All his psychiatric training and experience go hilariously awry as he tries helplessly to confront feminine puberty from the male perspective in the modern computer age. These predictably spell his demise as both parent and professional, and Dr. Dad soon discovers that the only prescription for self-esteem  is self-medication!

Christ On A Crimson Crutch

This irreverent spoof of conventional religion follows the antics of self-anointed sojourner and bhuddistic metaphor, Howie Greeve, as he wanders aimlessly across the country in search of a long-lost spiritual ideal. His quirky mixture of introverted/extraverted tendencies leads not to spiritual salvation, however, but to a comical series of gaffes and guffaws in the ‘drive-through’ relationships he encounters on his way.

Clumsy attempts to appeal to wider viewing audiences through the marriage of the adolescent road trip theme with the more mature search for the soul were not enough, however, to warrant a thumbs-up from either focus group. Most outside New Jersey felt that it was not a true picture of travel Americana but a circus-like caricature of commercialism and the fast-food communities that dominate rural life around interstate exits.

Madam President

This edgy new sit-com troubled network execs from the start. Studio audience response was split fifty-fifty; that is, until the last scene which introduces the surprise theme of this social experiment. The new POTUS is not just any female politician; there’s much more behind her interest in the LGBTQ community than liberal progressiveness and minority voter appeal. In fact, “she” fulfills all the categories  in LGBTQ, and not only did no one know — not even her husband — the crazy fall-out sends her PR agency scrambling to re-define sexual equality in a new post-gender age!

While the revealing final scene dipped approval ratings slightly, this in itself was not enough for execs to cancel it. Most women found it delightful; however, it was noted in tape reviews that many of the men who expressed distaste had ‘laughed a little too hard’ during the screening for it to be canned altogether. Though considered too controversial to be aired this fall, it was put on the back burner as a possible replacement for ‘clunkers’ which bottom out before spring re-runs.

Einstein’s Ghost

Nerdy social outcast and computer whiz, Ned Bungler, has a secret weapon when it comes to the over-bearing emotional compensations of school bullies. His personal spirit-guide is not just any old imaginary friend but the world-famous physicist who proved that space and time are relative. He communicates to Ned through his My-Phone, and you’ve never seen death, science, and the space-time continuum through such a foggy, fun-filled lens. It’s the new counter-intuitive, dual reality of psychic inter-facing in the digital age: asocial networking!

Watch for this one to air sooner than later. The youngsters’ enthusiasm clearly suggested an untapped market, though some targets complained at the lack of zombies and vampires. These could easily be worked into the scripts according to network evaluations. Oldsters’ desires to keep up with fashionable trends (at least among the less cynical) unpredictably criss-crossed the generational divide; the only hitch is working the zombie/vampire gambit into a senior format.

Read here for a serious account of mid-life with the aid of Jung’s psychology.

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